
Hali Kuipers ’17
What is your secret talent?
I used to sing, but please don’t ask me to do so.
What would you do with a million dollars?
I would save it up and live a simple life off of it, get a fun, easy-going job and donate to charities regularly.
If you could be anyone else, dead or alive, who would it be?
Harambe, because he’s a true hero.
If you could see any artists dead or alive, who would you see?
I’d go see the Red Hot Chili Peppers play at the famous castle in Ireland.
If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
I’d be the Phoenix, if you don’t understand the reference you can’t talk to me.
What movie character would you be?
I’d be the Phoenix, because she’s awesome and low key insane.
What living person do you most admire?
Nobody… Wait, no, Mr. Eaton.
If you could travel in time, would you go ten years back or forward?
I would go ten years back most likely, because it’s safer than going forward ten years and getting swallowed by the sun.
If you could go back to your first day of high school, what advice would you give yourself?
Oh god, don’t get me started.
What would your last meal be?
Banana laffy taffy, yeah.
If you could avoid a school subject for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Chemistry, it’s a life-ruiner.