Students Get Real-World Civics Lesson

Northwood School is taking a refreshingly different approach in a world where political campaigns are often dominated by personality. At Northwood, a mock election is underway. It is not focused on the high-profile presidential race but rather on the issues that matter most to their community.

Teacher and coach Mr. Simon Shergold started this project. As a high school teacher, Mr. Shergold must teach civics to his students, and what better way to do so than by using modern elections as teaching tools? Mr. Shergold says, “I think that presidential elections or election cycles are always good teaching moments. We can actually look at the theory. We can look at what’s supposed to happen, how it was designed 250 years ago, and see if that is what’s happening today or if the whole thing has changed dramatically. Then, we let kids make their own decisions.”

Mr. Simon Shergold. Photo by Mr. Michael Aldridge.

The first steps taken to make this happen were through the weekly school meeting last Tuesday. Rarely is everyone in the same place at once, and Mr. Shergold wanted to take advantage of this. He designed a form “to get an idea of what the students at Northwood thought were priorities for them if they were voting in this election,” says Mr. Shergold. He continued. “I picked eight or nine—what you might call flagship things, things like the economy and foreign policy. These are big issues that are always a part of every election. I also gave some options where people put their own personal ideas.” Mr. Shergold will then take his 200+ responses and compile them based on what students care about most. He will send this information to two district candidates and emphasize that Northwood is focusing on an issue-based election—not on pointing fingers. Hopefully, this will push students to look beyond personality-driven politics and encourage students to research candidates. When either candidate returns their response, students will be able to “study up” on each candidate before voting. Doing so will shed light on the importance of local elections for Northwood students.

Northwood will then hold its election to see what the community votes for based on the information given about each candidate. Voting booths will be set up in the cafeteria on November 5th for students to vote. Votes will then be counted by a committee, which will be overseen by another group of Northwood students. Faculty and students are excited to see how the process will unfold and, most importantly, how it will foster a sense of civic duty in our community.

Humans of Northwood: Jacob Brunton ‘25

“When I feel like I’m going off track, I always look back at one thing that has been with me for years. When I was little, I would spend some time during the summer at a church camp near my house. There was one bible verse that I was asked to read out loud to the group, and ever since then, my dad has told me to make this the quote I live by. 1 Corinthians 16:13: ‘Be watchful, stand firm in faith, act like men, be strong.’

“This is my second year at Northwood, and I’m from Stevensville, Ontario. I came last year for my senior year from The Nichols School in Buffalo, NY. I wanted to be a part of the winning culture that Northwood has built over the years. I knew being here for one year wasn’t enough for my development, so I decided coming back for a post-grad year would be the best in all aspects.”

“Northwood has taught me so much in the short amount of time that I’ve been here, but the biggest takeaway thus far would have to be how to face adversity. Whether it be on the ice, off the ice, injuries, or problems with friends or family, I’ve learned how to navigate through anything I face.

“With not much free time between school and hockey, it can be a struggle trying to find some time to get out on the golf course, but when I can, it is always one of the best times. I’m a big golfer. I always have been, so being at Northwood and playing a few holes with my buddies is always a great time. We definitely have a fun time, but most of the time, we get into deeper conversations and learn a lot about each other in the process.

“It is still very early in the season to know what next year looks like for me hockey-wise, but I plan to play in either the North American Hockey League (NAHL) or the British Columbia Hockey League (BCHL). If a division three opportunity arises, then possibly taking one of those, but everything is still up in the air. I’m grateful for last year at Northwood and even more to have been able to come back and play here for another season.”

As told to Sophia DeAnzeris ’25. Photo by Michael Aldridge.

Northwood Playlist: Songs We Never Get Sick Of

Original Illustration by Julia Turner ’23.

Northwood’s diverse student body has many different types of people with varying music tastes. Students constantly play music to study, hype each other up, work out, get ready for game days, or wind down. Music has meaning and presence in people’s lives—it universally brings up people’s moods, helps manage stress, improves sleep and relaxation, and can help people thrive in classes. It can also be used for nostalgia and memory, transporting people back to good times over the summer or with friends. People will never get tired of these types of songs—the ones that they could replay over and over again. Everyone has different, intricate tastes, and diving into the background and meaning of songs for people with different pasts is one of the most interesting things when attending a school where people come from all over the country and the globe.

The Mirror asked a selection of students what song they could never get sick of. Here are their responses.

 

“’Boons’ by Zach Bryan. This summer, I was in Peru volunteering with boys at an orphanage, and I would have to walk 30 minutes to get there and 30 minutes to get back. I would listen to this song every day because it reminded me of them, and now, whenever I listen to it, I tear up, and it reminds me of that experience,” said Florence Richard ’25.

 

“I would have to go with ‘River’ by Liam Bridges,” Sophia Sherman ‘25 said. “He has a type of voice that makes it seem like he’s an angel straight from heaven. You have to listen to this song. For me, it’s super nostalgic, but a lot of the songs that are nostalgic are also sad. This one is happy and uplifting, and it’s like I’m looking back on stuff, but I’m also really excited for what’s to come in my life. I play it all the time, like if I’m in the car with my friend. We know the lyrics to it, we sing it together, and it’s just really sweet—it’s just like our song. And I can’t get tired of it. I have a lot of songs in my playlists, but this one plays a lot because I have it on so many playlists. Usually, when I do that with a song, I get tired of it, but I’ve never gotten tired of this one,” added Sherman.

 

“I really like ‘White Ferrari’ by Frank Ocean because I like Frank Ocean, and I think he’s a lyrical genius,” Cambrie-Elizabeth Encalade ’27 said. “I just can’t put it into words. It makes me feel so many emotions. It’s just my favorite,” she added.

 

“For me, ‘Heaven and Back’ by Chase Atlantic,” Sasha Luhur ’27 said. “I’m obsessed with all of their music, so it’s really hard to pick one of their songs, but that one is one of the first songs I ever discovered from them. It has a really nice vibe to it, so I can listen to it at any time. And it’s not limited to just when you’re really happy or really depressed—it’s versatile. So, it’s something that I can listen to whenever I feel like it, no matter what’s going on in my day,” Luhur added.

 

“I’d say ‘Self Control’ by Frank Ocean,” Willow Zhao ’27 said.” I feel like it has everything in a song and gives you chill vibes. The song name is also just what I want because I always have really low self-control and I just want myself to be organized and controlled. The guitar and everything on it is very relaxing. I’ve been listening to this song since 2016, and it’s been one of my favorites throughout the years. It was always there for me in my life, and it’s always been a great song to help me clear my mind, reminding me of good times that I spent with friends and family,” added Zhao.

 

“My song would definitely have to be ‘New Person Same Old Mistakes’ by Tame Impala,” Add Truscott ’25 said. “The beat is just out of this world and the lyrics are beautiful, and they really resonate with me about how life goes on and how you’re constantly changing, but you fall into the same old patterns. That song and its album is the first real album that I found for myself, and it really opened my eyes to the world of music beyond what I was always listening to because of my parents. It’s just all about love and complexity, and I just love it all so much,” Truscott added.

New Students Adapt to New School

Northwood is a community that provides students with many unique opportunities. Through the support of teachers and their peers, students have the chance to accomplish incredible things. It takes a unique system to provide these unique opportunities. If you were to ask any student, 99% of them would tell you that school at Northwood is unlike anything they’ve experienced prior to their tenure here. Here is what students from different countries had to say:

“The main difference between school here at Northwood and school in Spain was trying to maintain a healthy balance between school, Football and my social life. When I lived in Spain trying to get a healthy balance between these three things was really difficult as my school workload was rather large, and I’d have to do most of my work in my spare time. Also, after school finished, I would have to go to football training with my club which finished at 9:30 p.m. Here at Northwood, it’s been a lot easier to balance these things. Even though the school workload is similar, the integrated time for training and Study Halls has let me finish my studies or train without cutting into my own personal time.”

Lochlan Alexander ‘27 (Spain)

 

 

“The differences between the school in China and Northwood: 1. Time spent in school is different. In China, usually the students will stay in the school for the whole day and there will be 8 classes(45min) each day plus three study halls(60min). 2.There’s only three years of high school in China, but you can reclass in high school as long as you can if your family can afford the money and time. 3. The format of the classes is not the same. There are about forty to fifty students who will be placed in a class. These students will continue to live in high school as a group for three years. Similarly, each class has a fixed teacher who instructs the students in a certain subject. They will also be part of the class as part of the group for three years.”

Anthony Wan ‘26 (China)

 

   
“One difference is that the schedules are way more compact. When school is combined with sports, you get a routine that you do every day. There are not as many tests at Northwood, but a lot more homework. Also, the teachers and the rules are stricter. If you are not a hard-working person, I think that Northwood would be a much bigger struggle for you.”

Jonathan Fischer ‘26 (Sweden)

 

“I think the schoolwork is more difficult because there’s a lot more work. The difference is the classes, like math, In Canada, it’s just math, but in the States, it’s Algebra, Calculus etc.”

Sara Martin ’26 (Ontario, Canada)

 

 

 

   
“I wouldn’t say it’s harder, but the language difference makes it harder for certain classes like Math. The days are a lot different from what my old school used to be. We had 4 classes of 75 minutes from 9 am to 3:40 pm and a cycle of 20 days so our days wouldn’t be the same for 20 days compared to a week here. There is also the difference that I am boarding here, and I wasn’t at my old school, so the day never actually ends until study hall is over.”

Florence Richard ‘25 (Quebec, Canada)

 

“Everyone is really nice, and everyone is inclusive, obviously is different that I live on the campus and there is a better level of academics.”

Matias Cruz ‘28 (Ecuador)

 

 

 

 

 

   
 
“It’s different mostly because everyone’s here for the same reason and has a focus bigger than school. I love that sports drive the students to be the best they can be in many aspects. In my previous school people were there because they had to be, here people want to be present and work their hardest. It’s nice to always be around your teammates and going to practice everyday, before I didn’t have that.”

Lily Pratt ‘26 (New York, US)

 

 

 

Recovery Room a Welcome Addition

Northwood students take their athletics very seriously, which includes the crucial aspect of recovery. Luckily for us, there has been a new addition to our athletic training resources this year: the recovery room. An extension of the existing training room, the new recovery room has become a popular spot for students to hang out and boost their recovery.

Boys’ Varsity players use the Normatecs in the recovery room during their free time. Photo by Mr. Donatello.

Andrew “Donny” Donatello, Northwood’s athletic trainer, has seen highly increased traffic in his spaces since the introduction of the recovery room. He says, “I’ll have anywhere from 10 kids to 20 kids a day. I’ve had a day where I had 42 kids use the Normatecs. 42 in one day.” He spoke about the training area’s evolution over the last few years; the training and recovery rooms are in the original training area before COVID, during which the training office was remodeled as a quarantine space. The training rooms moved to a temporary location, and when Donny realized that the old training rooms were now vacant post-COVID, he asked to have his office moved back to its original location. With that move came the addition of the recovery room, and there is extensive equipment that many students use there. Donny says, “One of the most popular [recovery equipment] is the Normatec. Another way to recover is with foam rollers. Massage—we have multiple different types of massage guns. We do manual therapy here, as well as all other traditional therapy and therapeutic stuff.”

While recovering, students also build a small community in the recovery room with Donny’s facilitation.  He says, “I think that it’s really providing a safe place for kids to come and hang out; one thing I do when kids come in is I always introduce them to the other kids if they don’t already know each other. They also get benefits from learning why to recover, how to recover, what the benefits of recovery are, and what works for them. They’re learning about themselves as well.”

NAS Paddlers Attend Chasing Water Symposium

Photo by Sophia Sherman ’25.

Over the past weekend Northwood Adventure Sports director Bobby O’Connor took students to the Chasing Water Symposium. This kayaking event was held in Maine and aimed to improve skills for beginners and novices alike, as well as to create a close community of outdoor enthusiasts.

“It’s a great opportunity for our paddlers to build skills and meet other professionals in the industry,” O’Connor said. It doesn’t matter whether you are a beginner or advanced paddler, there’s space to progress with some of the country’s best coaches,” added O’Connor.

Photo by Sophia Sherman.

One of the participating students, Sophia Sherman ’25, is an experienced paddler. “I’ve been sea kayaking for about a year now,” Sherman said. “At the symposium we sea kayaked for two days, about 5-6 hours a day and camped for three nights.” She also describes her experience sea kayaking during Northwood’s annual Learn Engage Apply Perform (LEAP) program. “I went to Wales last LEAP. The scenery and kayaking are unlike any other place. The kayaking is world-class due to the Irish ocean and the weather conditions. The UK is a really special place, I definitely want to go back.”

Nate Benjamin ’24 who also went to Chasing Waters, speaks about his experience with Kayaking. “I’ve been kayaking for 2 years. My favorite part of the trip was the kayaking through the white water.” He recommends trying it out and describes the activity to be exciting and fun to learn no matter what your skill level.

Looking ahead for the future of kayaking adventures Bobby O’Connor says, “I am planning to run a whitewater kayaking trip the first week of April break. This will most likely take place in the southern Adirondacks, Vermont, and New Hampshire.” Despite the change of weather in the Adirondacks, students suggest other fun activities to keep busy such as rock climbing, snowboarding, and ice climbing.

Students Seek to Improve Athletic Performance in STEM Research Projects

Northwood offers a wonderful array of classes outside of its standard core credits. One of the most unique independent work classes is the Advanced STEM Research program. This class is the pinnacle of science at Northwood and allows students to explore the field that interests them the most. A few exemplary projects include those by Will Schneid ‘25, Michael Peluso ‘25, Leo Doyle ‘25, and Lokoah Paye ‘25.

Normatec recovery boots. Photo provided.

Doyle and Paye are working together on an exciting project focused on recovery. The inspiration for the project came from their animosity towards being restrained from playing due to injuries. The general outline for their project is to “compare three different recovery methods for Northwood athletes: foam rolling, Normatecs, and massage gun. Results will be measured through a surveyed ‘feel good scale’ scale that each subject answers after the use of recovery tool,” Doyle said. Using these methods will be an important study for the health and well-being of the Northwood School athletes. “We are excited to find out which method is best and for us and to share that with the rest of the school and hopefully help the athlete community,” Paye added. Using scientific methods, these two will aim to measure subjects from all teams: Hockey, skiing, soccer. Both students said they would like to thank both Ms. Walker and Mr. Donatello for their help in pursuing the project and motivating them.

The Helios sensor. Photo provided.

Will Schneid ‘25 and Michael Peluso ‘25 are working on another sports-focused project that is looking at the effect of plyometric exercises for on-ice performance. “We are going to use a group using a warm-up incorporating plyometrics directed by Will and me and another group not doing the plyometrics. We will then see how each group’s power and explosiveness improve to see if the plyometrics have an effect,” Peluso said. They will be using the Helios sensor, a wearable device to enhance hockey performance by tracking key metrics such as skating speed, stride length, acceleration, and impact forces, to measure results. This small, helmet-mounted device provides players and coaches with real-time data and insights, helping to improve players’ performance.

The Soccer Team’s Festive Warm-Up Music

As the season transitions from fall’s vibrant leaves to winter’s first snowfall, the U-19 soccer team has also shifted our warm-up music. Typically, our warm-up playlist consists of high-energy rap songs, with various players taking turns selecting songs. Occasionally, Spanish-speaking players will play Spanish music, though two-thirds of the team would remain quiet, unfamiliar with the lyrics. Most of the time, though, rap dominates, keeping everyone hyped. Yet, on rare occasions, ETA by NewJeans makes its way onto the playlist, acknowledging the South Korean players on the team and welcoming our diversity. Despite our different languages, upbringings, and perspectives, music becomes a shared language that brings us closer.

Recently, the squad’s playlist took a festive turn with the first snowfall of the 2024-25 school year. The team burst into holiday spirit with Christmas music, celebrating the changing season. Songs like “All I Want for Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey and “Santa Tell Me” By Ariana Grande set a joyful tone and brought a sense of unity to the team. The familiar jingles and upbeat melodies filled the field with anticipation, reminding us that the holidays were approaching. The playful, light-hearted songs fueled our spirits, making warm-ups feel less like preparation and more like a shared experience of excitement, where we would sing along, and count down the days until our holiday wishes would come true.

CARE Helps Again with Annual Lake Placid Winter Clothing Drive

The Lake Placid community is hosting its annual winter clothing drive held at the Adirondack Community Church on Main Street. The timing could not be more perfect, with snow falling already. The clothing drive provides donated winter wear of all types to local residents who need coats, fleece jackets, underlayers, gloves, mittens, hats, scarves, socks, snow pants, boots, and other articles of outerwear people use in cold weather.

Photos provided.

The handout will be held on November 1st from 5:00-7:00 PM and November 2nd from 9:00-11:00 AM. It is co-chaired by Mrs. Tara Wright, Northwood School’s School Psychologist, and Zach Clark, a resident of Lake Placid. Mrs. Wright has volunteered with the annual drive for the past seven years and said, “Northwood School’s CARE club has been a tremendous help by hanging signs, collecting donations from bins all around town, and then helping to sort the donations.”

“The Lake Placid community is fortunate to have the support of Northwood School and CARE to help facilitate this event,” Wright said.  And then she jokingly added, “I really appreciate the collaboration with CARE because it has saved my back.” She is happy to have help from CARE students who are doing a lot of the hard work that goes into carrying, sorting, and organizing the gear to be distributed out into the community.  Northwood School’s Black Rock FC soccer club and the Adirondack Sports Council also made two large donations to the event.

While volunteering his time and effort hanging flyers and collecting clothing from around town for the third year, CARE member Griffin Beam ‘25 said, “I think what CARE is doing is very helpful for the community for the upcoming winter season because it is very important that everyone has winter coats to stay warm in the cold weather. It also feels good to know that not only am I supporting the cause but I’m actively helping out with it.”

It’s not too late to donate to this important cause. Collection bins are located around Lake Placid including Mrs. Wright’s office at school. Please consider making a donation which can be monetary or new or gently used clean clothing.

NFL Week 5 Recap

Buccaneers 30, Falcons 36

In an event rarer than Halley’s comet, we got a good Thursday Night Football game this week. Tampa and Atlanta slinging the ball around and each making their cases for the NFC south division crown. Tampa is up late, but the Falcons are driving and can tie it with a field goal. Cue an efficient drive and a spike with 1 second left to tie the game- and then a 45-yard touchdown by Kirk Cousins to win. Cry about the refs all you want, Tampa, but your defense completely blew this game for you guys. Atlanta moves to a convincing 3-2 record. With the schedule they’ve had, that’s pretty good.

 

Vikings 23, Jets 17

I don’t know what’s more surprising: That the Vikings are 5-0, or that the Jets look as bad as they do now. Maybe it’s the jet lag kicking in since they didn’t get to crumpet land until Friday. But there’s still reason for concern. The offense looks horrible. Rodgers looks rickety and old, the offensive line is a sieve, and the defense can only do so much before the dam breaks and they collapse. Enter a hungry Vikings team looking for a statement, and the Jets are dead on arrival despite Rodgers’ late comeback attempt. The Jets may have lost this one, but don’t worry, I’m not done with you yet.

 

Panthers 10, Bears 36

It’s just what a team needing a boost to contending status needs: a hot date with the Panthers. No matter what team they’re playing, that trash defense will find some way to make it incredibly easy for the opposition. Caleb Williams, for all his struggles, managed to put together a quality game against the NFL’s version of Kent State. Chicago cruises to an above .500 record and legitimate hope. This is the first time this has been said about them in about 6 years.

 

Browns 13, Commanders 34

It’s my favorite time of the week: The Whack-a-Dirtbag Challenge! This week, Dirtbag gets to face a Commanders team trying to come to terms with their impressively surprising success. They showed him no mercy. Dirtbag was sacked 7 times, one of them a strip sack, for a total of 7 whacks and a turnover. This brings his season total to 68 whacks and 6 turnovers. Watson has been sacked 26 times, and it’s only been 5 weeks. He’s on pace to get sacked over 88 times this season, and his other on-field play hasn’t helped his case, either. Dirtbag’s “performance” against the Washington defense earned him a QBR of 8.6. That’s not a typo: 8.6. His QBR would have been over 4 times higher if he just spiked the ball into the ground every play. As for the defense, they didn’t fare much better. Picked apart by Comrade Daniels and the Commie machine for over 400 yards and four touchdowns. Enjoy your free victory to 4-1, Washington! Wait a minute… 4-1?

 

Dolphins 15, Patriots 10

Tyler Huntley against the Patriots. I dare you to find me a more uninspiring matchup than this one because I can’t for the life of me. As both teams tried to solve the complex algorithms of moving a football to the other side of the field, Miami, under the power of a rushing attack that churned out nearly 200 yards, managed to finally overpower the Patriots and keep their season alive. 2-3 isn’t bad for what they are, but they have a tough schedule coming up and will need all the help they can get.

 

Colts 34, Jaguars 37

Jacksonville may be 0-4 with no hope, but they can always rely on one constant: beating the Colts at home. Indy hasn’t won there since 2014, and the offense, in particular, has been snakebitten against them. However, today it wasn’t the offense that prolapsed, but the defense. The reputable unit that has held vastly more talented units in check got their doors blown off today, with the Jags finally unlocking their offensive potential. Even then, it is the Jags; they can have no nice things. Cue a late Indy comeback under the guidance of Joe Flacco- only to have the Colts D fall apart yet again and allow the game-winning field goal. The Jags get their first win over a team not named Carolina in over 300 days, and better yet; their next two games are at their second home in London. There may be some hope left in Duval after all.

 

Bills vs. Texans

If you’re reading this, you probably already know what happened and what it likely means. Yes, this game is being separated. At least with the Baltimore game last week, the Bills just played horribly and got pumped, but Sunday against the Texans? It requires some deeper digging. Prepare the salt mines.

 

Ravens 41, Bengals 38

If it wasn’t for the Bills-Texans game, this game would’ve been the one getting separated into its own piece. It was cinema. Cincinnati with potentially their season on the line squaring off against a Ravens team starting to round into form. At the beginning of the game, Cincinnati proved why they’re still considered a contender despite their bad start. Joe Burrow slinging the ball around, with his receivers creating magic in the Ravens secondary. However, in the second half, Baltimore started to creep back into the picture. They even forced overtime and had the chance to win it on the opening drive. Cincinnati needs this win, though. Look at this, a bobbled snap by Lamar setting them up in prime field position to end the game. All they need to do is kick it through the uprights.

 

And wouldn’t you know it, the Bungles and their recessive genes decided to spring back up at the worst possible time. When it seemed like everything was going right, the holder muffed the snap leading to an unstable placement for McPherson- who shanked the kick to give Baltimore the ball back. They proceed to carve up the Bungles’ suspect defense to get into chip-shot range for Justin Tucker and win the game. Congratulations, Cincy, for your utter lack of a defense has cost you yet another win. Enjoy being the best 1-4 team in football, you bums.

 

Raiders 18, Broncos 34

Despite a couple upsets early in the season, people are starting to see through the smoke and mirrors of the black and silver. The Raiders are horrible. They were once again exposed in kind against a young, hungry Broncos team looking to break out. Denver is now 3-2 and looking like one of the better teams in the league, while the Raiders are left wondering where they went wrong and why Davante Adams wants out. Here’s some advice: it starts at the top. Mark Davis is a cancer on this organization.

 

Cardinals 24, 49ers 23

A young, hungry Arizona team facing off against the resident juggernaut of the NFC. Today was a statement for Arizona. They were looking for someone to beat up on after last week’s humiliation at the hands of their old coach and took it out on the team that they haven’t beaten in over 4 years. This year’s Cardinals team is a tremendous upgrade from cataclysmically horrific to simply trash. What also might fall into the trash are San Fran’s hopes for a high seed in the playoffs if they don’t get their act together. 3 winnable games were thrown away. What a shame.

 

Giants 29, Seahawks 20

The Giants may lack consistency, good luck, or talent, but boy are they feisty. Case in point: today, they are against the Seahawks in front of the Twelves themselves. New York’s defense came out looking to make a statement, and they did just that. The electricity Seattle’s offense showed last week against Detroit? Yup, that’s gone now. Instead, it’s the Giants’ defense and special teams making Geno Smith’s life a living hell. Or maybe it’s because Geno is experiencing PTSD from his time there in 2017; I don’t know. G-men, you may not be able to do things like moving the ball or scoring points, but your defense is legit. Onward to an 8-win season!

 

Packers 24, Rams 19

Green Bay has shown over the last few weeks that last year wasn’t a fluke. Their next victim is the LA rams. Despite Jordan Love doing everything in his power to hand LA a win, the Packers managed to pull it out in SoCal due to sheer defensive will. The Rams now fall to 1-4 with serious questions to ask about team structure- and they still aren’t getting any favors on the injury front. Before I call them dead, yes, they were 3-6 last year and made the playoffs winning 7 of 8. Yes, it’s possible. But they have to get their act together- and I’m not seeing any of that yet.

 

Cowboys 20, Steelers 17

Dallas and Pittsburgh locking horns in the dictionary definition of a fraud bowl. The anticipation is palpable and terrible towels flying in Yinzerl- oh, fun, a weather delay. We’ll catch up with this one later.

 

Laughingstock of the Week

This weather delay is boring as hell. How about lightening everyone’s mood by laughing at the Jets? The other New York team is reeling after an embarrassing loss across the pond, and Aaron Rodgers is growing frustrated. The news came out as soon as they touched down in Newark: Robert Saleh has been fired. Sure, Saleh may have been a subpar game manager, but he was the heart and soul of that defense and the only energy guy on an otherwise depleted sideline. It isn’t the firing that angers me, but how they did it. According to reports, Saleh was completely blindsided by Woody Johnson when he got in the building. He was coming in to prepare for the Bills and got a pink slip instead. Not only that, but he was immediately escorted out by security before he could get a chance to address his players and say goodbye! Aaron Rodgers claims yet another victim. How did no one see this coming?

 

Cowboys 20, Steelers 17 (continued)

This game FINALLY gets underway after everyone sat around watching Netflix for a few hours. For most of the game, the on-field play matched the conditions that delayed this game. Both offenses were atrocious during the first half. However, as the night grew late, both teams realized they had ambitions to maintain and score touchdowns. Despite Dak auditioning for a spot working alongside Famous Jameis, he managed to do just enough on the final drive to get the Cowboys an ugly, ugly win. You may celebrate for now, but much tougher tests await. Have fun with Detroit next week.

 

Saints 13, Chiefs 26

New Orleans, over the last few weeks, has been revealed to be a paper tiger that has learned nothing from past screwups. In a situation where they had to win, they completely fell apart and were slowly suffocated into the night by the Chiefs. Kansas City didn’t even look all that impressive, but it was still more than enough to adequately beat these guys. The Chiefs move to 5-0, but a pretty weak one.

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